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belatedmedia:

The first movie really did have a great script.

(Source: ohyeahbestmoviesever, via fuck-having-a-cool-url)

"Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit."

- inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

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mermaidporn:

Johnny Depp supporting #boyincroptops1984

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via sexbruisess)

zodiacbaby:

*something scary in the movie happens*

OMG!

*grabs ur dickk*

(via seniaxcakes)

thattwatdeziree:

baker-t-andrew:

rebecca-llouise:

If your boyfriend doesn’t love your bum like this then he needs to go

Hahaha

Just so cute.

"And even when you frustrate me, I still want you by my side."

- foryou. // fragmentallygirl (via hefuckin)

(via mr-5k)

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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(via prettyfacebuilttolast)